I was the author in 2010? “Secret materials” that have not taken root.

Hello people. I have not been present in blogs for a very long time and generally disappeared from the radar. I did not stop playing games, but my free time was over for any other activity. Probably because I had a son or because I began to spend more time at work … I don't even know. )))

Today, when I went to work, I remembered that back in 2010 I led a small section on the first game. Stopheim was then a site about cracks and porn, and I was young and beautiful.

My pilot release from

It has long been lost in video and audio format and remained in my post office only in the form of text. Below you can read and give your assessment. Maybe it should be revived?

Good afternoon with you (the name of the host) and these are secret materials. A program that will show and appreciate all the most interesting Easter eggs. Easter egg or Easter rabbit. Easter EGG, slang Easter) – a type of secret left in the game, film or software by the creators. The difference between the Easter egg in the game from the usual game secret is that its content, as a rule, does not fit into the overall concept, looks implausible, ridiculous in the context, and is often an external link. Easter eggs play the role of peculiar jokes for attentive players or spectators. Most often, to “obtain” the Easter egg, a complex and/or non -standard set of actions should be carried out, which makes unlikely or practically excludes accidental detection. Our program will tell you how and where to find the most interesting Easterns.

In this issue, it awaits you:
– The heart of the statue of freedom.
– inflatable girl in a real male action movie.
– Huge fish in the drawn world of Bonderlands.
– Mark Road in the game Red Faction.
– Broken physicist Krun Psycho Deluxe and the message of a malyar from the game Vorld Or Guu.
– ninja turtles in the sorcerer.
– Destroyed cows during the time of Saboter.
– abdomen dance in Fear.
– As many as three secrets of X Orijing.
– Easter hare from the city of Saint Rowe 2 ..
– as well as a small altar dedicated to the legendary personality.

Everyone represented themselves as a superhero or impenetrable strong nut with a huge gun at the ready. And the game Modern Warfer 2 helps us to feel like a harsh special forces. But there are also the disadvantages of this difficult and very interesting profession.

In one of the missions of the popular game, Modern Warfer 2, the special forces team should capture the house where terrorists are sitting. It would seem that this is an unusual? However, we are interested in the fact that in one of the baths in the house you can find an inflatable girl. Yes. Yes. The real inflatable girl. Well, you yourself see it on the screen. We all understand and do not condemn the poor terrorists. Imagine yourself in ambush, one, in a house without women, for many weeks. It's horrible. Although why does she lie in the old bath, without water, and not in bed, for us it will remain an unsolved secret developers of the game.

Inflatable girls in the past. How do I know that? And because recently at the exhibition in Japan the real girl Robot was demonstrated. But here is the cost of 35,000 dollars … But still our program about Easter chats in games and now I will tell you about the suburbs of Paris.
In the meadow, in the meadow, in the meadow, they graze … correctly cows. In the game Saboter is an interesting Easter insert. For its location, the protagonist should leave the countryside from the beautiful city of Paris, between the execution of missions and the destruction of the Nazis using explosives. To wrap it on any car and find beautiful Burnenok is not difficult. And now if you crash into any burenka, it will just fall apart. What are the cows from in the game We do not know. But the meat looks very natural. It is possible that we came across a developer who “really” loves the Burnok.

I really want to put on https://wilberforceinstitute.uk/betting-sites-fast-withdrawal-uk a cap, sit at the tractor, tear off a blade of grass and look at the clouds for a long time. Eh, dreams, dreams. In the meantime, I dream, look at the Easterman about the fisherman and the fish and the mysterious hero.

To find the next Easter egg, we visited the mysterious world of the Pandora planet in the game Boroderlands. Actions unfold in the secret dock on the northeastern part of the game world. Since the planet is inhabited by bandits and criminals of all stripes, completely despising the law and human rights, our brave hero cannot just get to the goal. And he will have to break through with the battle. But not only people are obstacles to the goal. On our way, a wall grows, which prevents you from moving on. But she has an invisible step that helps us climb over the fence. Without problems, jumping through the barrier, we move on. Now we can calmly continue to develop a plan to capture the world with the help of talking robots or hypnotizing frogs … Two guards will be distracted from dreams, which we can kill with a pure conscience. Moving further to the Easter girl, the protagonist must smell a little and look for the road. This is of course not easy because the road is one and has no branches. Seeing a glimpse of the sea in the distance, you can add a step without hesitation. Finally finding the pier, we are waiting for the most difficult and cunning hidden Easter of all that have ever been in games. It took a lot of time to find it. From any weapon, we must first shoot in a yellow barrel, then in green on the island, in blue on the pier on the right and red next to it. Now close your eyes if you do not want to see, then why are we actually we have come here. Red fish and rider … I wonder how he breathes ..

And he threw a net into the sea and caught a mutant fish. I will soon feel a sensation from a fisherman who caught a similar fish on the banks of the river. Well, now you will learn an interesting secret from the most popular online game.

The next Easter rats are very unusual. He can be found in the dungeons of Dalaran in the game Vorld of Varcraft. The small rats for the test turned out to be 80 levels, which indicates its extraordinary power. Even experienced gamers of the world Warcraft would envy such success. And the four small turtles surround him. Nothing reminds? Obviously this is a direct reference to the favorites of all children: ninja turtles. Recall that the adventures of a brave quartet began after they drank Mutagen and under the leadership of the wise rat of Splinter, learned the skill of the ninja and gained popular love. These are the amazing heroes.

When I was small, I also watched the adventures of this amazing quartet. Nostalgia … And even when I was small, I wanted to become an astronaut. Yes, everyone probably wants to become astronauts. Fly in zero gravity, visit amazing planets. And computer games help us feel like a hero of alien worlds.

Red Faction 3. Actually Easter here is from the past in the future. You can find it if you go to the mountains from the base on the north-eastern part of the card, according to the previously delivered marker. Picture, please. Putting the marker at this inconspicuous point on the map, Alex Mason and part -time main character should get to it in all possible ways. Having stopped at the roadsides of the road, you need to get out of the car and go through a small labyrinth. In the end, we will see a real rover. It is amazing that the rover is preserved, despite the conditions of the altered climate on Mars and sand storms. Apparently the Americans made it for centuries, and he keeps the samples of the soil that no one will pick up.

“The Russians invented a rover that takes the soil samples from the American” – alas, this is not news from the world of astronautics, but a regular joke. But nothing prevents us from believing. By the way, our next Easter Easter came to us from America, albeit virtual.

Cards, money, two trunks. I'm talking about GTA. In the fourth part of one of the most popular games of our time, the main character can steal a helicopter. With it, you need to go to the virtual statue of freedom and jump on one of the protrusions. Differently on the ledge that you see on the screen cannot be hit. Having run a circle of a circle-one and a half and all the time, saying a sim-symbra-heating, we can calmly do what all the robbers dream of, but more on that later. In order to determine the place of our Easter egg, we must find an inscription from one and dead end passages, which reads: “There is nothing at the end of this path”. As you have already guessed, we can refute these empty statements of the developers. An arch without a door at the inscription, in fact, is a wall through which you can pass. Oh, if such walls were in banks. Inside there will be a staircase along which we can rise. And here is a miracle before us! Living heart of a stone statue. I wonder if she has other organs?

Dark, dark, at night, in a dark, dark, evil city, evil, developers create their terrible, terrible games. I'm talking about horror, because our next Easter was found in one very interesting and exciting game f.E.A.R

And you are afraid of the games of the genre Horror? I'm a little, but it didn’t stop me from finding a little Easter in the game F.E.A.R. At one of many levels, wandering along the dark corridors, shying away from every rustle in the corners where the monsters live, I found a small secret room. Apparently, a maniac once lived in it, which only confirmed traces of fresh blood on the ceiling. However, I could not find any corpses … After a couple of shots into the wall and ventilation, a secret room will open, where a charismatic fat man in a gawaway shirt performs a belly dance … You have a portion of shrapencies, and we will go further to shoot all evil spirits.

Eh. There are not so many horror as for example films. Speaking of films. In games, you can often see Easterks or hints of well -known works of cinema. As, for example, in one very popular franchise.

Mutants … not evil, but good. Yes, even more so in the main roles. You guessed correctly. These are the X -Men began. A game that is replete with interesting Easter. At the very beginning of the game, if you fight a little … So, but you can quickly? Just right. We must destroy the inconspicuous wall. In the middle of the opening passage, we find a very hatch, one to one of the popular series of lust. Apparently, the creators are very fond of this series. Also at the level where we run away after the experiment on the main character, we must turn on the vision of the beast and climb onto an inconspicuous ledge. Run around the fallen tree up and find a sword there. Yes, a real sword from the game Word of Warcraft! Sorry, you can’t get it out. And in the mission with teleports, if you promote the teleport a little outside the room, you can find a small cake.

Cakes are very popular in games, but secret text messages are perhaps the most popular. For example, newspapers with news from developers or letters in folders with a game are very common. They can be found by performing a certain action or simply rummaging through the root folder of the game.

In one very cute Arcade Crayon Physics Deluxe, a message is hidden from the very developer of the game. In this project, we recall that each object painted with a colored small object behaves according to the laws of physics, if one after another to display several huge karakul on the screen, there will be a sad message from the creator: “You broke my game. The physical engine cannot process such a number of objects on the screen, unfortunately, you will have to start the level again.»Touching, is it right?

And in another cute Arkad, Vorld Or Guu, in the root folder of the game, an interesting message awaits us. It was left by a malarus who throughout the game gave us interesting comments during the adventure. The message says: “If you edit this file, your computer will explode. Painter." – Well, let's take a word.

I wonder what will happen if you do not break the game, but the computer? Maybe there is something inside somewhere? While I will break my workstation, look at the next Easter.

Everyone at least once heard about the game fall out. And our Easter thing will be from the third parts of the game. To find it, you need to transition to the Central Arlington metro station next to the city of Megaton. In the meantime, our main character will run to the Easter Easter, we will tell you about the person who will be in it. He was born in a poor peasant family. From an early age he was engaged in physical labor. Due to the difficult financial situation of the family, he attended the school for no more than a year, but managed to learn from literacy and fell in love with books. Having become an adult, he began an independent life, was engaged in self -education, passed exams and received permission to lawyer practice. During the uprising of the Indians in Illinois, he joined the militia, was elected captain, but did not participate in the hostilities. He was also a member of the Legislative Assembly of Illinois, the House of Representatives of the US Congress, in which he opposed the American-Mexican War. As an opponent of expanding slavery to new territories, he acted as one of the initiators of the creation of the Republican Party, was chosen by its presidential candidate and won the 1860 election. He became the 16th president in the United States from the Republican Party, the liberator of American slaves (Negroes, and Narem them African American). His face with a beard depicted Mount Rashmore. He was killed in the theater from a pistol, with a shot his back. You still do not know who it is? Then still a hint. It is depicted on one -cention American currency in the form of a coin. We will not finish – let's go down to the basement of the house in which we just came and find the altar of President Lincoln. We remember the altar by the fact that this Lincoln is more than once found in modern games.

Alas, there is nothing in the computer, because I strongly do not recommend taking a hammer and break your computer or TV. In the meantime, I will glue everything back, look at the last Easter for today.

Easter rabbit that was hiding from us for a long time. Brought beautiful eggs to a famous holiday. He left funny secrets of himself in the games and disappeared, leaving no traces. And so we still found him. The eared wizard lurked in the ocean waters of the town of Stilvouker from the game Saint Row 2. Want to find his shelter? Drive the boat not forgetting to give the former owner and go to the area noted on the map. There you will find a miniature archipelago consisting of several small islands with signs. The first of them now you see on the screen and from here and then you need to sail from one scrap of the earth to another. Adhering to the course indicated by signs with arrows. And at the end of the path the rubber culprit of all Easter celebrations will appear from the water. What is he still dear.
That's it for today. But do not be upset. In the next issue of the Secret Materials program, the adventures of a garden gnome and plush bears await you. I was with you (the name of the host). Stand by.